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When I touch my phone or pc… I should be doing this instead.
Jay and Silent Bob Time.
That bitch is thirsty. I see her on my wall everyday asking if I’m looking for a Facebook date.
Some girl just hash tagged workflow and posted a picture of her in the bathroom.
How can I get paid to expel my human wastes?
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Best gif ever award! Haha!
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